"Bridging the gap between the aged and the free-range."




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Mission Statement

Isn't it about time old people teamed up with chickens? The SCCOP unites senior citizens and poultry through common goals, and is committed to improving and enriching the lives of its members while petitioning congress over whatever might upset either chickens or old people. 



What has the SCCOP accomplished so far?

  • Close to 80 elderly human members and over 2,000 chicken members (some elderly) and still growing.
  • A key and strategic alliance between chickens and old people.
  • A sense of brotherhood that outsiders simply can't understand.
  • Weekly events and symposiums.

Board of Directors
  • President - Vern "President" Gonick
  • Vice President - Jim "Vice President" Windsor
  • Treasurer - Chicken #065
  • Secretary - Eileen "Secretary" Spiegelman
  • Chair, Poultry Advisory Board - Chicken #225
 
Honorary Member
  • Chicken #018



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