Ow. Please sit still and eat your lunch. Do I need to pre-chew your food for you? I'm not your mother, you know. I have a lunch too. I'm your Grandpa, I've got seniority. Did you hear what I said? Your GRANDpa. Not...No, seniority is not a disease. Hey! Quit it right now! When I was a kid, there was a certain amount of respect I had to show to my elders. They liked it when I treated them as if they were better than me.

Why can't you settle down? You know, in other countries, BurgerClown has lines that are 7 miles long. It's not just a place where you go to get a real, REAL cheap hamburger with your kids. It's not just another cheap noodle shop on the corner. No. It's practically a FREAKIN' CHURCH. They've got plenty of dead animals for you to put in your mouth, but it's a real sit-down affair. Those Russian & Chinese folk use up all their hard earned rubles and yen to choke down throats full of hot, fried dogs and glass. They love it. Everywhere they go, they carry bulging pockets full of dead parakeet testicles, that they give to their kids when they want them to SHUT THE HELL UP WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP YOU HELLISH LITTLE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL DID YOU JUST BITE MY FOOT COME HERE AND LET ME SPANK YOUR FACE UNTIL PERRY MASON COMES BACK ON OR THERE'LL BE NO MORE DEEP-FRIED FUN-SIZED McHEADS FOR YOUR SALTY LITTLE FAT MOUTH!!